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May. 19th, 2005 09:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
payne_n_diazI must apologize to all of you for being so lax in my updates. This week has proven to be productive, entertaining and a bit of a challenge in many different respects. Anyway - on with the update!
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Last week at work I finished the week well over 100% productivity, and this week is on par to beat last week! On monday alone I had twenty sales, over 200% productivity, and I just seemed to be in the zone. Needless to say my Team Leader has been very happy as I am anchoring the entire team with my solid performance. Because of that, I scored me a free George Foreman Grill which I put to use for the first time last night. Mmmmmm... Success is TASTY!
On the entertaining side of work, I talked with a customer the other day who was named Mr. Knight (who also happened to be one of my sales). In our conversation we got on the topic of people making jokes about his name. "Oh yeah, I have been called Knight in Shining Armor, The White Knight, Knight Rider, etc. and am used to it." I countered, "Well, if you and your wife ever have kids and I have a great name if one is a boy." "Lemme guess, Michael?" "No, that is too obvious. I'd suggest that you name him Jed and give him a middle name that starts with an I, like Issac!" He had to think about it for a bit... Jed I. Knight! Get it!!
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Yesterday while getting ready to give Emily her bath I took off her clothes and diaper and started filling the tub. She went over to her potty, sat down, and pee'd. Funny thing, I never thought I would find that as exciting as I did... Needless to say, I clapped and praised her like I was at a Kiss Concert, which she loved!
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I have dishes running in the dishwasher and clothes in the dryer. Just call me Mr. Mom!
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Last week at work I finished the week well over 100% productivity, and this week is on par to beat last week! On monday alone I had twenty sales, over 200% productivity, and I just seemed to be in the zone. Needless to say my Team Leader has been very happy as I am anchoring the entire team with my solid performance. Because of that, I scored me a free George Foreman Grill which I put to use for the first time last night. Mmmmmm... Success is TASTY!
On the entertaining side of work, I talked with a customer the other day who was named Mr. Knight (who also happened to be one of my sales). In our conversation we got on the topic of people making jokes about his name. "Oh yeah, I have been called Knight in Shining Armor, The White Knight, Knight Rider, etc. and am used to it." I countered, "Well, if you and your wife ever have kids and I have a great name if one is a boy." "Lemme guess, Michael?" "No, that is too obvious. I'd suggest that you name him Jed and give him a middle name that starts with an I, like Issac!" He had to think about it for a bit... Jed I. Knight! Get it!!
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Yesterday while getting ready to give Emily her bath I took off her clothes and diaper and started filling the tub. She went over to her potty, sat down, and pee'd. Funny thing, I never thought I would find that as exciting as I did... Needless to say, I clapped and praised her like I was at a Kiss Concert, which she loved!
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I have dishes running in the dishwasher and clothes in the dryer. Just call me Mr. Mom!
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Date: 2005-05-21 09:30 pm (UTC):)